Saying of the day

You would think that the saying of the day on our phones (for those people over here that have the pets on our phones (yes, i have a virtual dog named Sparky). Yesterday's saying (for me, and my two co-workers was "Today will bring you sickness and anguish" Huh? Normally the sayings are positive, but I have seen one or two others like this, including ones that say "Don't make any business decisions today because luck is not with you" and that sort of thing. Who writes these things???