Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Much needed jokes

A Monday back at work after the Olympics and my brother sent an email full of jokes. Just including a couple of my favorites:

I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
--Richard Jeni

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan
--A. Whitney Brown

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar
--Drew Carey

Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased

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