A Monday back at work after the Olympics and my brother sent an email full of jokes. Just including a couple of my favorites:
I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan
--A. Whitney Brown
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar
Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased